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In 1943, a technically-nonexistent government agency with fingers in various foreign and domestic military and intelligence community pies began holding auditions for a regional Long Island talent show which promised the winner '...a date with the Andrews Sister of your choosing, or Perry Como if you're into that.' The contest was a front, and the participants were taken to a black site somewhere within Fire Island's Sunken Forest to be used as lab rats in highly-classified experiments involving teleportation, time travel, and mind control which came to be known as Project Rainbow Sherbet. An ice cream factory was erected around the site when people started asking questions about the experiments, and an amusement park was erected around the ice cream factory when people started asking questions about the ice cream. They called it Sugarworld. The experiment ultimately failed to produce profitable results and the participants' minds were erased, but they kept Sugarworld open because it was actually making pretty good money. It was named after the only song they heard during a time-traveling venture to the early 1990s that didn't straight up terrify them, but is today widely referred to as 'Gay Coney Island'.

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