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DuckFounder, President, and Sole Member of the Montauk Akademy of Engineer (MAKE), Duck is a professional amateur inventor endowed with the unorthodox imagination of Goldberg, improvisational fluidity of MacGyver, and practical applicability and market potential of both. Comics: 193 |
Sarah 4020The recently-updated Sarah 4020, who is now Y3K-compliant and goes by Sarah 4030, is Duck's almost-sentient gynoid girlfriend and really the only robot he ever built that actually functions pretty consistently well and is rarely prone to spontaneous combustion. She excels at cooking, cleaning, sewing, smiling, making sandwiches while vacuuming underneath furniture on her knees and elbows totally naked, helplessly accepting her role as a sexual punching bag with perfect, whimpering submissive obedience like a good little girl, tennis, hockey, quantum physics, international treaty law, clinical biochemistry, single-handedly running several Fortune 500 companies so she can pay for her many abortions with her own hard-earned money, and voting! Comics: 11 |
Hello. I'm Joseph Devens. Welcome to the Internet home of the Whale Cartoon, or the Whale Comic Strip, as it is known to its friends. My message is simple: Whale, which is a funny webcomic featuring dogs and rabbits, birds and swine, monotremes, a human girl child, a gentleman who looks like Montana, sometimes a moderately sexy android, and a whole lot of celebrity guests, is the greatest thing you will ever put in your brainflaps. Join Whale on his adventures with Little Girl as they explore new heights of surreality and awkwardness. Or, spend time with Pig and Duck as they straddle the line between what's scientifically possible and what's dramatically plausible. Perhaps spend an afternoon or two with Murphy, as he interviews IfTheodoreRooseveltWereARabbit, in complete disregard for his own sanity. I advise against spending any time with Montanaface, you will wish you were dead. And don't forget to peek in on a date with Duck and Sarah 4020, which may lead you to question whether a robot sexual partner may be in your own near future. Oh, and Platypus. There's a platypus in here somewhere. Thank you, and goodnight.
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