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IfTeddyIftheodorerooseveltwerearabbit, I-NY., 'IfTeddy' to his frenemies, is not one of these politicians bound by the shackles of party affiliation, duty, logic, reason, decency, coherence, and consistency, but prefers instead to fuel his service to the citizens of Eastern Long Island with a unique cocktail of highly-offensive spontaneous outbursts, (which are as mystifying to his own ears as they are to his constituents'), close-up magic, 'T', 'A', and drums of actual cocktail. His likes include himself, giant wax effigies of himself, and even gianter oil paintings of the giant effigies of himself. His dislikes include public transportation, Beatles songs, each of the Beatles themselves as human beings, and all of their solo careers except Ringo's. Comics: 147 |
MonolithCast by Stanley Kubrick as the monolith in 2001: A Space Odyssey after only a single, cursory glance at his headshot, Benjamin Lundy ("Monolith" to his friends), has failed to land a single juicy role since 1968 due to lazy typecasting and the kiddie-pool depth of most American moviegoers' inescapably-deep-inside-the-box appetites and demands for redundant, melt-in-your-mouth Hollywood horse glue, despite being a classically-trained Shakespearean British actor with a KBE, whose artistic injuries are only insulted by the cackling monkey laughter of his former 2001 costars as they dance from the sets of the perpetual Planet Of The Apes remake factory formerly known as California, all the way to the First National Bank of Earth, which it was all along. Comics: 5 |
Hello. I'm Joseph Devens. Welcome to the Internet home of the Whale Cartoon, or the Whale Comic Strip, as it is known to its friends. My message is simple: Whale, which is a funny webcomic featuring dogs and rabbits, birds and swine, monotremes, a human girl child, a gentleman who looks like Montana, sometimes a moderately sexy android, and a whole lot of celebrity guests, is the greatest thing you will ever put in your brainflaps. Join Whale on his adventures with Little Girl as they explore new heights of surreality and awkwardness. Or, spend time with Pig and Duck as they straddle the line between what's scientifically possible and what's dramatically plausible. Perhaps spend an afternoon or two with Murphy, as he interviews IfTheodoreRooseveltWereARabbit, in complete disregard for his own sanity. I advise against spending any time with Montanaface, you will wish you were dead. And don't forget to peek in on a date with Duck and Sarah 4020, which may lead you to question whether a robot sexual partner may be in your own near future. Oh, and Platypus. There's a platypus in here somewhere. Thank you, and goodnight.
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