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Dylan HollywoodSerial arsonist and Little Girl's on-again, off-again, on-again bad boy flame, Dylan is just the sorta rake with enough swing and deli meat stuffed in his drawers to blow into town and melt, then immediately break, every heart in his path, because none more than he recognize the ubiquitously-parroted regard for 'kindness' and 'a good sense of humor' as the two exclusive keys to young ladies' hearts and other organs as the horseshit lie it is and always will be. Comics: 3 |
Little GirlLittle Girl has remained unlikely close friends with Whale since her ephemeral career as a Whaleshavik on Long Island Public Television's Whale And Kids during its brief two-season run. She carried the distinction of being the only Whaleshavik personally hired by Whale himself because he believed her to be the girl from his favorite toothpaste commercial. She wasn't. Comics: 159 |
Pandy DomínguezPandy "Pandy Cakes" Domínguez is the only second grader at Montauk Elementary who wears her backpack all the time to protect her from ghosts, is Puerto Rican, speaks five different languages (Spanish, English, and three she made up), loves pandas so, so much, and is friendly enough with Little Girl to remember her real name. Comics: 2 |
Hello. I'm Joseph Devens. Welcome to the Internet home of the Whale Cartoon, or the Whale Comic Strip, as it is known to its friends. My message is simple: Whale, which is a funny webcomic featuring dogs and rabbits, birds and swine, monotremes, a human girl child, a gentleman who looks like Montana, sometimes a moderately sexy android, and a whole lot of celebrity guests, is the greatest thing you will ever put in your brainflaps. Join Whale on his adventures with Little Girl as they explore new heights of surreality and awkwardness. Or, spend time with Pig and Duck as they straddle the line between what's scientifically possible and what's dramatically plausible. Perhaps spend an afternoon or two with Murphy, as he interviews IfTheodoreRooseveltWereARabbit, in complete disregard for his own sanity. I advise against spending any time with Montanaface, you will wish you were dead. And don't forget to peek in on a date with Duck and Sarah 4020, which may lead you to question whether a robot sexual partner may be in your own near future. Oh, and Platypus. There's a platypus in here somewhere. Thank you, and goodnight.
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