An explanation for international readers: Chick-Fil-A is a very popular chicken sandwich restaurant chain in the United States. While they do have the absolute best chicken sandwich on the market, they are also run by a bunch of Christian-conservative Republican a-holes who openly and frequently denounce homosexuality and gay marriage. They also force all of their employees to reply, “my pleasure” whenever anybody thanks them for anything. It is a ridiculous house of pure madness bordering on a cult. But again, their chicken is really, really good. Deciding whether to eat there or not is a true dilemma for many rational-thinking, progressive people.
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An explanation for international readers: Chick-Fil-A is a very popular chicken sandwich restaurant chain in the United States. While they do have the absolute best chicken sandwich on the market, they are also run by a bunch of Christian-conservative Republican a-holes who openly and frequently denounce homosexuality and gay marriage. They also force all of their employees to reply, “my pleasure” whenever anybody thanks them for anything. It is a ridiculous house of pure madness bordering on a cult. But again, their chicken is really, really good. Deciding whether to eat there or not is a true dilemma for many rational-thinking, progressive people.