I AM SITTING ON A FUCKING GOLD MINE! And the gold mine is about to explode money out its coin hole. Oh, I forgot to mention: this is my first blog post. WELCOM TO ME, THE INTERNET! Pee in the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THE DOGS AND CATS. Shitshitshit. How long has it been now? A year? Two years? Well, they’re dead for sure now. I can’t remember where I left th…oh, yeah. They were tied to the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Unlike the sappy 1984 Huey Lewis song which is actually about the love of a good woman and NOT substance abuse, I actually do need a new drug because my body has become desensitized to the effects of all of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I went down to Grandma’s Attic, which is a thrift store downtown, and I was shocked, SHOCKED at the selection of vintage and niche market games they had for sale. (Is shocked when you are pleasantly surprised, or when you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
As the great U2 once said in the only good song they ever wrote, “Nothing changes New Year’s Day.” I am reminded every January the 1st of the strides we didn’t make the previous year, what we could be doing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
