Posts Tagged: Whale

235 things.
Jan 3rd, 2002
WHALE: Hey, a 'possum. Let's wake it up. DUCK: I think this one's actually dead, man. WHALE: How do you know? DUCK: Because I've been poking it with this stick for five hours. Plus, half of it is still back there in the road.
Jan 10th, 2002
WHALE: Good morning, Iftheodorerooseveltwerearabbit. How were the primaries? IFTEDDY: Not good. Turns out people aren't keen on liberal public urination policies. WHALE: Maybe if you'd stop kissing attractive married women after your speeches. With your tongue. IFTEDDY: Look, babies are so passé.
Jan 31st, 2002

Feb 14th, 2002

Feb 21st, 2002

Feb 28th, 2002

Mar 7th, 2002

Apr 4th, 2002

May 2nd, 2002

May 9th, 2002

May 16th, 2002

May 23rd, 2002

May 30th, 2002

Jun 13th, 2002

Jul 4th, 2002

Jul 11th, 2002

Jul 25th, 2002

Aug 1st, 2002

Aug 8th, 2002

Aug 15th, 2002

Aug 29th, 2002

Sep 12th, 2002

Oct 3rd, 2002

Jan 2nd, 2003

Jan 9th, 2003

Feb 6th, 2003

Feb 11th, 2003

Feb 20th, 2003

Mar 4th, 2003

Mar 6th, 2003

Mar 20th, 2003

Apr 3rd, 2003

May 15th, 2003

May 22nd, 2003

Jun 5th, 2003

Jun 12th, 2003

Jun 19th, 2003

Jul 3rd, 2003

Jul 10th, 2003

Jul 17th, 2003

Jul 24th, 2003

Jul 31st, 2003

Aug 19th, 2003

Aug 21st, 2003

Sep 4th, 2003

Sep 9th, 2003

Sep 11th, 2003

Sep 18th, 2003

Oct 16th, 2003

Oct 21st, 2003

Oct 23rd, 2003

Oct 30th, 2003

Nov 11th, 2003

Nov 13th, 2003

Nov 27th, 2003

Dec 2nd, 2003

Dec 11th, 2003

Jan 8th, 2004

Jan 15th, 2004

Jan 22nd, 2004

Jan 29th, 2004

Feb 5th, 2004

Feb 19th, 2004

Apr 1st, 2004

Apr 8th, 2004

Apr 15th, 2004

May 13th, 2004

Jun 17th, 2004

Jul 8th, 2004

Jul 29th, 2004

Aug 19th, 2004

Sep 23rd, 2004

Oct 14th, 2004

Oct 21st, 2004

Nov 11th, 2004

Dec 9th, 2004

Jan 20th, 2005

Feb 24th, 2005

Mar 10th, 2005

Mar 17th, 2005

Mar 24th, 2005

Mar 31st, 2005

Apr 28th, 2005

May 26th, 2005

Jun 16th, 2005

Jul 21st, 2005

Aug 18th, 2005

Aug 25th, 2005

Sep 8th, 2005

Sep 15th, 2005

Sep 29th, 2005

Oct 6th, 2005

Oct 13th, 2005

Oct 27th, 2005

Nov 3rd, 2005

Jan 19th, 2006

Feb 9th, 2006

Feb 16th, 2006

Mar 9th, 2006

Mar 14th, 2006

Apr 27th, 2006

May 18th, 2006

May 23rd, 2006

Jun 8th, 2006

Jun 29th, 2006

Jul 6th, 2006

Jul 20th, 2006

Aug 3rd, 2006

Aug 10th, 2006

Aug 17th, 2006

Aug 31st, 2006

Sep 28th, 2006

Oct 19th, 2006

Nov 16th, 2006

Nov 30th, 2006

Dec 7th, 2006

Dec 14th, 2006

Dec 19th, 2006

Jan 18th, 2007

Jan 25th, 2007

Feb 15th, 2007

Mar 29th, 2007

Apr 5th, 2007

May 10th, 2007

Jun 7th, 2007

Jun 21st, 2007

Jun 28th, 2007

Jul 5th, 2007

Jul 19th, 2007

Aug 2nd, 2007

Aug 16th, 2007

Aug 23rd, 2007

Aug 30th, 2007

Jan 24th, 2008

Feb 14th, 2008

Mar 6th, 2008

Mar 13th, 2008

Apr 10th, 2008

Apr 24th, 2008

May 1st, 2008

May 15th, 2008

Jun 12th, 2008

Feb 12th, 2009

Mar 19th, 2009

Apr 23rd, 2009

Apr 30th, 2009

May 14th, 2009

May 21st, 2009

Jun 25th, 2009

Jul 2nd, 2009

Aug 27th, 2009

Sep 3rd, 2009

Jan 14th, 2010

Jan 21st, 2010

Feb 4th, 2010

Feb 25th, 2010

Mar 18th, 2010

Mar 25th, 2010

Apr 1st, 2010

May 6th, 2010

May 13th, 2010

May 20th, 2010

Jun 3rd, 2010

Jul 22nd, 2010

Aug 19th, 2010

Aug 26th, 2010

Sep 2nd, 2010

Sep 23rd, 2010

Oct 14th, 2010

Oct 21st, 2010

Nov 11th, 2010

Nov 18th, 2010

Dec 2nd, 2010

Dec 9th, 2010

Jan 4th, 2011

Jan 6th, 2011

Jan 13th, 2011

Jan 18th, 2011

Jan 20th, 2011

Jan 25th, 2011

Feb 1st, 2011

Feb 22nd, 2011

Oct 27th, 2011

Nov 1st, 2011

Nov 8th, 2011

Feb 9th, 2012

May 8th, 2012

Jul 10th, 2012

Jan 1st, 2013

Jan 4th, 2013

Jan 13th, 2013

Mar 14th, 2013

Mar 19th, 2013

Sep 26th, 2013

Oct 17th, 2013

Oct 21st, 2013

Oct 22nd, 2013

Oct 23rd, 2013

Oct 31st, 2013

Dec 24th, 2013

Mar 25th, 2014

Apr 1st, 2014

May 11th, 2014

May 12th, 2014

May 19th, 2014

May 21st, 2014

Oct 5th, 2014

Oct 6th, 2014

Oct 7th, 2014

Oct 10th, 2014

Jan 8th, 2015

Jan 29th, 2015

Feb 12th, 2015

Feb 17th, 2015

Feb 26th, 2015

Mar 3rd, 2015

Mar 12th, 2015

Mar 31st, 2015

Apr 2nd, 2015

Apr 9th, 2015

Apr 16th, 2015

Apr 21st, 2015

Aug 2nd, 2016

Oct 16th, 2016

Oct 20th, 2016

Oct 25th, 2016

Jan 6th, 2017

Jan 9th, 2017

Jan 25th, 2017

Mar 27th, 2017

Sep 25th, 2017

Oct 27th, 2017

Feb 6th, 2018

Aug 28th, 2018
(Exterior Greenwals, a pharmacy, in mid-summer) WHALE (to LITTLE GIRL): ...Now we're just gettin' my pills this time, ok! I am NOT walking outta here with a fat bag of pure marshmallows for that ravenous sugar drain of yours, so don't even think-- (Interior Greenwals, at a display that says 'Only 11568 shopping days left until Christmas 2049', with items such as pregnant and nursing female and lesbian Santas, a set called 'One-Piece Nativity' with the tagline 'Who needs a man to have a kid!', a snowglobe with 'Baby It's Fun Walking Home In The Cold Undeterred' on the base, a box of 'Rudolph The Red Flow's Peppermint Tampons', some mistletoe personalized for the names Holly, Debra, Emily, and Jane, a wreath with 'Bitch the halls, y'all!' on it, and a beverage case containing Plan B Unfertilizing Nog) WHALE: Motheragod, they got Christmas out already.
Oct 30th, 2018