
1. When my eyes are closed I see people I’ve never met with facial expressions that are incongruent to their activies and haircuts I can’t explain. 2. An old woman (seated) is given a small dog by the man standing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
1. When my eyes are closed I see people I’ve never met with facial expressions that are incongruent to their activies and haircuts I can’t explain. 2. An old woman (seated) is given a small dog by the man standing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
1. “I’m going to tear off your face and wear it as a mask,” cackled Rue McClanahan. 2. Saturn: gay Jupiter? 3. This world needs another Batman movie like I need a new asshole right here. (points to his elbow.)[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
1. Batman got a bad haircut. 2. Whose chocolate milk is this? 3. Spaghetti and paintballs. 4. A bird in the hand is worth considerably less that a one hundred dollar bill in the hand. 5. That’s it, no more[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
1. Steven Segal is fatter in my nightmares. 2. Brian Quilderintanchidin Ritollaa Apl Theeeeenttelaplllanisneschoonder Astquintle Aopppleiinchaeism Ahchcantermockshtoher Minch Ahwoich Am Locm Cchmwntov Vointeoln Malskeingrighf Falkshwvmsl Skhfoiuew Toif Dniobuihweoriytroitu Tiantycrikmmtrancgiferfranchistroolinbahntk Eno. 3. Abbreviated septum. 4. More body-switch movies, please. 5. Hello,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…