Joseph
Joseph
Registered on Monday the 14th of Feb, 2011

Website: http://www.whaleontheweb.com

Posts by Joseph (738) ¬

  1. Oct 30, 2018Roxxy Bitchin 2
    Sep 20, 2018Carlos Helvetica
    Aug 28, 2018Xmas ’49
    Feb 6, 2018The Oatmeal
    Jan 29, 2018Mormon Halliday
    Jan 25, 2018Little Girl Visits The Dairy
    Jan 24, 2018I’m Gonna Wear That Hole Right Into My Hair
    Dec 27, 2017“Rent! Rent! Rent! Rent! Rentrentrentrentrentrentrent! Rent! Rent! Rentrentrent! Rentrentrentrentrentrent RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!RRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” —Actual lyrics from one of the songs in the subtle and layered-with-thoughtful-subtext Broadway musical, Rent.
    Dec 25, 2017“Have yourself a merry little Christmas! It may be your LAST?…Boy, are you absolutely married to these exact lyrics, Hugh? Because Jesus Christ, man. Does this song come with a warm plate of barbiturates?” —Judy Garland
    Nov 13, 2017St. Vincent’s MASSEDUCTION Writes A Dissonant Prescription To Cure The Common Pop
    Oct 27, 2017Monaco
    Oct 9, 2017Calculatricatures!
    Oct 8, 2017Venn Diagram
    Oct 7, 2017Fifty Strains Of Prey: The Book That Keeps On Giving
    Oct 4, 2017Couch
    Sep 25, 2017Box O’ Smokes
    Aug 4, 2017I No Win I’ve Had Enough
    Jul 26, 2017Mom Jeans
    Jun 30, 2017Urban Debauchery
    Mar 29, 2017Modern Pizza
    Mar 27, 2017Gloves
    Feb 15, 2017Nixon
    Jan 25, 2017Where Is Is Not Waldo?
    Jan 16, 2017Anna Kendrick
    Jan 13, 2017Tasting Mouth Dog
    Jan 11, 2017Booooobs
    Jan 9, 2017Google
    Jan 6, 2017Minaj
    Jan 4, 2017Noir
    Nov 1, 2016Michael Keaton
    Oct 27, 2016Vote Aqui
    Oct 25, 2016Roxxy Bitchin’
    Oct 20, 2016Trump
    Oct 16, 2016Virginia Slims
    Sep 15, 2016Snow Cones!
    Aug 26, 2016McCartney II
    Aug 16, 2016Babysitting
    Aug 9, 2016Novelty Cheque
    Aug 7, 2016Love That Joker?
    Aug 2, 2016NPR
    Jul 26, 2016Word Salad
    Jul 20, 2016CAPSLOCK MALFUNCTION: THE MOTion PictuRe. OR: How I leARned tO HaTe TuNE YarDS!
    Oct 29, 2015Kristin Stewart
    Oct 27, 2015Dubious
    Oct 26, 2015THIS JUST HAPPENED
    Sep 18, 2015ASK A BIPOLAR SCHIZOPHRENIC: GARDEN STATE
    Aug 24, 2015Attention, Everybody
    Apr 23, 2015Scissor Sisters
    Apr 21, 2015Little League
    Apr 16, 2015Gasoline
    Apr 14, 2015Candy Apple Island
    Apr 9, 2015Game Of Thrones
    Apr 7, 2015Cat Glue
    Apr 2, 2015Girl Woman
    Mar 31, 2015Boobers
    Mar 26, 2015Inventor
    Mar 24, 2015Wolfman
    Mar 19, 2015Benadryl
    Mar 17, 2015Idaho
    Mar 12, 2015Hippoglycemia
    Mar 10, 2015Teeth
    Mar 5, 2015Religious Freedom
    Mar 3, 2015Easter Mummy
    Feb 26, 2015Baffy
    Feb 24, 2015Clown Sweat
    Feb 19, 2015Kardashian
    Feb 17, 2015Pinata
    Feb 12, 2015Art Museum
    Feb 10, 2015Small Penis
    Feb 5, 2015Gay Porn
    Feb 3, 2015The Simpsons
    Jan 29, 2015Pitchfork
    Jan 27, 2015Two-Headed Girl
    Jan 22, 2015Sucker
    Jan 20, 2015Acid
    Jan 15, 2015Nitrowolverobra
    Jan 13, 2015Valentines
    Jan 8, 2015Mouse
    Jan 6, 2015Lottery
    Jan 1, 2015Jeopardy
    Dec 30, 2014St. Vincent
    Dec 25, 2014Question
    Dec 24, 2014Merde
    Oct 15, 2014I’m Going To Be At Staple!
    Oct 14, 2014Questions
    Oct 13, 2014Pollo
    Oct 12, 2014ASMR
    Oct 11, 2014The Shins
    Oct 10, 2014Improv
    Oct 9, 2014Eye Exam
    Oct 8, 2014Calculus
    Oct 7, 2014Ghostbusters
    Oct 6, 2014Challoweenukkah
    Oct 5, 2014Indigo
    Oct 4, 2014Heroin
    Oct 3, 2014Gaga
    Oct 2, 2014Butane
    Oct 1, 2014ISIS
    Sep 3, 2014Oz
    Sep 2, 2014Invisible
    Sep 1, 2014Dog Walk
    Aug 30, 2014Scissors
    Aug 29, 2014Oedipus
    Aug 28, 2014Nosebleed
    Aug 27, 2014Adieu
    May 26, 2014Feminist
    May 23, 2014Monotreme
    May 21, 2014Cat Person
    May 19, 2014Menthols
    May 16, 2014Hashtag
    May 14, 2014Cloning Device
    May 12, 2014500
    May 11, 2014Mother’s Day
    Apr 28, 2014Where’s My Wikipedia Entry?
    Apr 3, 2014Toasterfeiter
    Apr 1, 2014April
    Mar 27, 2014Pig And Platypus
    Mar 25, 2014Steak & Ale
    Mar 20, 2014Straight Jacket
    Mar 18, 2014Zooey
    Dec 24, 2013Gifts
    Nov 7, 2013Werewolf
    Nov 5, 2013Scarecrow
    Oct 31, 2013Drag
    Oct 25, 2013Credit Card
    Oct 24, 2013Crab
    Oct 23, 2013Blind
    Oct 22, 2013Black Book
    Oct 21, 2013Electronic
    Oct 17, 2013Third Base
    Oct 15, 2013Shutdown
    Sep 26, 2013Soda
    Sep 12, 2013Pelley
    Aug 20, 2013Brownies
    Apr 4, 2013Herpes
    Apr 2, 2013Freddy
    Mar 28, 2013Marriage
    Mar 19, 2013Cobra
    Mar 14, 2013Vomit
    Jan 14, 2013Hazmat
    Jan 13, 2013Murder
    Jan 12, 2013Coke
    Jan 11, 2013Colostomy
    Jan 10, 2013Silk Hat
    Jan 9, 2013Pigeon
    Jan 4, 2013Whale: The Book: The Movie: The Book Now For Sale!
    Jan 4, 2013Mulligan
    Jan 3, 2013Cliff
    Jan 1, 2013Opium
    Dec 4, 2012Robo Santa
    Aug 2, 2012Brain Wash
    Jul 31, 2012Peanut Butter Laxative
    Jul 26, 2012King Of The Moon
    Jul 24, 2012Not The President
    Jul 19, 2012David Bowie
    Jul 10, 2012Cult
    Jul 5, 2012Ice Cream
    May 24, 2012Riddle
    May 22, 2012Surreal
    May 10, 2012Superstar
    May 8, 2012Gun
    May 3, 2012Cookies
    Apr 26, 2012Rose
    Feb 9, 2012Chops
    Feb 2, 2012Funnel
    Jan 31, 2012Conan
    Jan 26, 2012Dolls
    Jan 24, 2012Columbus
    Jan 19, 2012Benefits
    Nov 15, 2011Chicken Blood
    Nov 10, 2011Futon
    Nov 9, 2011Long Boat
    Nov 8, 2011Weed
    Nov 1, 2011Perry
    Oct 27, 2011Wheelchair
    Oct 12, 2011Sofas
    Sep 14, 2011Woah! Members-Only Stuff!
    Sep 14, 2011Segway
    Aug 31, 2011Fancy Feast
    Aug 17, 2011Shark
    Jul 27, 2011Dog Milk
    Jul 20, 2011Prayers
    May 26, 2011Sarah 4030
    May 2, 2011Speaking of Osama bin Laden…
    Mar 5, 2011Charlie Sheen And The Chocolate Factory
    Mar 3, 2011Dr. Freug
    Mar 1, 2011Tea Party
    Feb 24, 2011Ark
    Feb 22, 2011Tragedy
    Feb 17, 2011Horsemeat
    Feb 15, 2011Keeley
    Feb 10, 2011Trick-Or-Treat
    Feb 8, 2011Time Traveler
    Feb 3, 2011General Hospital
    Feb 1, 2011Peyote-Ohs
    Jan 27, 2011School Reform
    Jan 25, 2011Marmot Cigarettes
    Jan 20, 2011Nacho Hat
    Jan 18, 2011Viagra Bedtime Story
    Jan 13, 2011Duck’s Serious Malady
    Jan 11, 2011Rorshach
    Jan 6, 2011Stupid Assholes
    Jan 4, 2011Gallbladder Scrape
    Dec 23, 2010Free Cupcakes
    Dec 16, 2010Time Machine
    Dec 9, 2010Inner Peace
    Dec 2, 2010Sarcasm
    Nov 18, 2010Dylan 3
    Nov 11, 2010Dylan 2
    Nov 4, 2010Dylan 1
    Oct 28, 2010Budget Realty
    Oct 21, 2010Goatee
    Oct 14, 2010Dinosaur Dream
    Oct 7, 2010Stuffed Animals
    Sep 30, 2010Thing Of The Month Club 3
    Sep 23, 2010Thing Of The Month Club 2
    Sep 16, 2010Thing Of The Month Club 1
    Sep 9, 2010Ground Beef Hog
    Sep 4, 2010Hot Dogs For Muhammad
    Sep 2, 2010400
    Aug 26, 2010Longest Cigarette
    Aug 19, 2010Nothing Goes With…
    Aug 12, 2010Murdertron
    Aug 5, 2010Sperm Bank
    Jul 29, 2010Birth Of Little Girl
    Jul 22, 2010Whale And Platypus Naked
    Jul 15, 2010Murphy And IfTeddy Naked
    Jul 8, 2010Misogynistic Aspirations
    Jul 1, 2010Choose Your Own Adventure
    Jun 24, 2010Acupuncture
    Jun 17, 2010Handsomely Insane
    Jun 10, 2010Intervention
    Jun 3, 2010Ever Been In Love?
    May 27, 2010Black Forest Cake
    May 20, 2010Luxury Shower
    May 13, 2010Obscene Money
    May 6, 2010Not Traditionally Healthy
    Apr 29, 2010Floating Breasts
    Apr 22, 2010Slip-N-Sprain
    Apr 15, 2010Gilmore Girls
    Apr 8, 2010Model Employee
    Apr 1, 2010iSuit
    Mar 25, 2010MyFaceTube
    Mar 18, 2010Whale Has Seven Lungs
    Mar 11, 2010Syrupy Lightbulbs
    Mar 4, 2010Whale: The Movie
    Feb 25, 2010New Hat
    Feb 18, 2010Cape
    Feb 11, 2010Trojan Whores
    Feb 4, 2010Pre-Recorded Message
    Jan 28, 2010Cheese Suit
    Jan 21, 2010Good Twin
    Jan 14, 2010Quit Smoking
    Jan 7, 2010Hinden Tiny
    Nov 2, 2009The Green Pyramid
    Oct 27, 2009Whale: The Movie
    Sep 3, 2009Whale Is Jewish
    Aug 27, 2009Christmas Movies
    Aug 20, 2009Gang
    Aug 6, 2009Gold-Plated Racehorse
    Jul 30, 2009Lightbulbs
    Jul 23, 2009Thirteen Damn Babies
    Jul 16, 2009What Do You Do?
    Jul 9, 2009Smutchard
    Jul 2, 2009Don’t
    Jun 30, 2009Fuller
    Jun 25, 2009New Religion
    Jun 23, 2009Church
    Jun 18, 2009Milk Money
    Jun 16, 2009Warren
    Jun 11, 2009Hybrid
    Jun 9, 2009The Cos
    Jun 4, 2009Dracula
    Jun 2, 2009Future Sex
    May 28, 2009Dick Van Dyke
    May 26, 2009Mink Car
    May 21, 2009Piggy-Back
    May 19, 2009In Rainbows
    May 14, 2009Cheesecake
    May 12, 2009Kid A
    May 7, 2009Cat Sweater
    May 5, 2009Funeral
    Apr 30, 2009Bird Flu
    Apr 28, 2009Fan Depreciation
    Apr 23, 2009An Inconvenient Joke
    Apr 21, 2009Dylan
    Apr 16, 2009Spider
    Apr 14, 2009College Radio
    Apr 9, 2009Rhode Island
    Apr 7, 2009Changes
    Apr 2, 2009Harry Potter
    Mar 31, 2009Blahblahblah For Digital Release
    Mar 24, 2009Baltimore
    Mar 19, 2009Jelly
    Mar 17, 2009What’s In A Name?
    Mar 12, 2009Linens ‘N’ Things
    Mar 10, 2009The True Fringes
    Mar 5, 2009Pelican
    Mar 3, 2009Space Guitar
    Feb 26, 2009War Of The Worlds
    Feb 24, 2009Soundtrack Composers
    Feb 19, 2009Asian Businessmen
    Feb 17, 2009Rock Criticism
    Feb 12, 2009Black History Month
    Feb 10, 2009Re-Issued
    Feb 5, 2009Wise Old Owl
    Feb 3, 2009Reassessment Story
    Jan 27, 2009Quit While You’re Ahead
    Jan 22, 2009Gang
    Jan 20, 2009Metal Solo
    Jan 15, 2009A Liar And An Impostor
    Jan 13, 2009Home Recording
    Jan 8, 2009FPCM
    Jan 6, 2009Grants For Musicians
    Jan 1, 2009Monster Under The Bed
    Dec 30, 2008Nominees
    Dec 23, 2008Personalize
    Dec 16, 2008My Face
    Dec 13, 2008The Last Backpage Comic
    Dec 9, 2008About You
    Dec 6, 2008Batman Phones It In
    Dec 2, 2008Buy This Thing
    Nov 29, 2008Voyeur Consideration
    Nov 25, 2008Advertising
    Nov 22, 2008How Cats Celebrate Thanksgiving
    Nov 18, 2008Craig
    Nov 15, 2008The Scientific Method
    Nov 11, 2008Brosnan
    Nov 8, 2008Intellifab Environsystems
    Nov 4, 2008Moore
    Nov 1, 2008Finally
    Oct 28, 2008Connery
    Oct 25, 2008What Your Jack O’ Lantern Says About You
    Oct 21, 2008DT Weekend
    Oct 18, 2008Bailout
    Oct 14, 2008Muppets
    Oct 7, 2008Harry Potter
    Sep 30, 2008The Jive Turkeys
    Sep 23, 2008Will And Vince
    Sep 20, 2008Our House
    Sep 16, 2008Paris
    Sep 9, 2008Turtles
    Sep 2, 2008Timbaland
    Aug 30, 2008New Tricks
    Aug 26, 2008Radiohead
    Aug 19, 2008Superman
    Aug 12, 2008Mixtape
    Aug 5, 2008Soundbites
    Jul 29, 2008Cage
    Jul 28, 2008goodness grapejuice.
    Jul 22, 2008SXSW
    Jul 15, 2008Summer
    Jul 12, 2008Substandard Housing
    Jul 8, 2008Century
    Jul 1, 2008Austin City Limits
    Jun 21, 2008A Mid-Day Summer Night’s Something
    Jun 19, 2008Fire Balls
    Jun 12, 2008Law Of Gravity
    Jun 5, 2008Old Joke
    May 29, 2008Kite
    May 17, 2008The Hare And The Hare
    May 15, 2008Camel
    May 8, 2008Plague Rain
    May 1, 2008Little Girl’s Story
    Apr 24, 2008Rickles
    Apr 17, 2008Devil
    Apr 12, 2008Ten Inventions That Will Change The World
    Apr 10, 2008Chili Hat
    Apr 3, 2008Wingle-Wangle
    Mar 27, 2008El Fornicado
    Mar 20, 2008Worst Nightmare
    Mar 15, 2008Super Delegates!
    Mar 13, 2008Post Modern
    Mar 6, 2008Dead Bird
    Feb 28, 2008Shotgun
    Feb 21, 2008Toothy Butterflies
    Feb 14, 2008Logic
    Feb 9, 2008Valentines Day Massacred
    Feb 7, 2008Fairy Godmother
    Feb 2, 2008Dog Show Memorandum
    Jan 31, 2008Id
    Jan 24, 2008Archeology
    Jan 19, 2008Lord Of The Things
    Jan 17, 2008Puzzle
    Jan 10, 2008Pre-Stained Clothing
    Jan 5, 2008Invited Invasion
    Jan 3, 2008Oprah
    Dec 29, 2007Hipsters Are Everywhere
    Dec 22, 2007Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Too Early
    Nov 17, 2007Rumpus
    Oct 27, 2007Night Of The Werehouse
    Oct 13, 2007Animal Rides Set To Music
    Sep 15, 2007The Guy Who Didn’t Like Radiohead
    Sep 13, 2007Crossword
    Sep 6, 2007Superstitious
    Aug 30, 2007Mind Over Matter
    Aug 23, 2007Ticket
    Aug 18, 2007The Northwest Passage
    Aug 16, 2007300
    Aug 9, 2007Hiccups
    Aug 2, 2007Gullible
    Jul 26, 2007Plot Vs. Plot
    Jul 19, 2007Smoking Ordinance
    Jul 14, 2007Sexy Modern Lifestyle
    Jul 12, 2007Technicolor
    Jul 5, 2007Alternate Version
    Jun 30, 2007IfTeddy On The Campaign Trail
    Jun 28, 2007Dead Fish
    Jun 21, 2007Morphine
    Jun 14, 2007Stunt Double
    Jun 7, 2007Toto
    Jun 2, 2007Parenting Made Easy
    May 31, 2007It Comes Back
    May 24, 2007Velocirobot
    May 17, 2007Fold-Out
    May 12, 2007When I Was Your Age
    May 10, 2007Depeche Mode
    May 3, 2007Worst-Seller
    Apr 28, 2007Completely Disruptive
    Apr 26, 2007One-Trick Pony
    Apr 19, 2007Girlscout
    Apr 12, 2007You’re Having A Heart Attack
    Apr 7, 2007Meet Your Easter Team
    Apr 5, 2007Naked Clown
    Mar 31, 2007Whale In Glorious Fab-U-Color!
    Mar 29, 2007Hide And Seek
    Mar 28, 2007Raccoons
    Mar 22, 2007Short Order
    Mar 17, 2007The Opposite Beatles
    Mar 15, 2007Fathers’ Day
    Mar 8, 2007My Robotic Lung
    Mar 3, 2007Edward Discovers Emerson
    Mar 1, 2007Pringles
    Feb 28, 2007Wrong Mountain
    Feb 22, 2007Street Sign
    Feb 21, 2007The Good News
    Feb 17, 2007How To Die In Australia
    Feb 15, 2007Invisibility Cloak
    Feb 14, 2007Cock-A-Doodle-Don’t
    Feb 8, 2007Bad Date
    Feb 3, 2007The Dog Who Loved To Eat Chocolate
    Feb 1, 2007Surgeon General
    Jan 25, 2007Game Show
    Jan 20, 2007Dystopiary
    Jan 18, 2007April Fools
    Jan 17, 2007What To Think: Smoking
    Jan 11, 2007Magic
    Jan 10, 2007What To Think: The iPhone
    Jan 6, 2007Realistic Resolutions
    Jan 4, 2007Cold Fusion
    Jan 3, 2007What To Think: Babies
    Dec 23, 2006T’aint The Season
    Dec 19, 2006Season Finale
    Dec 16, 2006It’s A Wonderful Second Life
    Dec 14, 2006Season Almost Finale
    Dec 13, 2006A Common Affliction
    Dec 7, 2006Lizard Candy
    Nov 30, 2006Phone Call For Montanaface
    Nov 25, 2006The First Takesgiving
    Nov 23, 2006Hubris
    Nov 16, 2006The Tax Evasion Song
    Nov 15, 2006Chitter Chatter
    Nov 11, 2006This Just In
    Nov 9, 2006Bermuda Triangle
    Nov 4, 2006The Misfortune Cookie
    Nov 2, 2006The Day We Met
    Oct 28, 2006Freud-O-Ween
    Oct 26, 2006Every Hair On My Body
    Oct 21, 2006The Unfortunate Truth
    Oct 19, 2006High-Brow Humor
    Oct 12, 2006Talking Ladder
    Oct 10, 2006Lost In Syndication
    Oct 5, 2006O, Butterfly
    Oct 4, 2006Wrong Kind Of File
    Sep 28, 2006Fancy Outfit
    Sep 21, 2006Based On A True Story
    Sep 14, 2006Paranoia
    Aug 31, 2006Mink In The Ceiling
    Aug 24, 2006Cubic Peas
    Aug 17, 2006The Worst Card Trick
    Aug 10, 2006Crichton
    Aug 3, 2006Spader
    Aug 1, 2006THE DAY HAS COME
    Aug 1, 2006Bear
    Jul 27, 2006Rarely-Ever Land
    Jul 26, 2006SEX
    Jul 20, 2006Things Whale Eats
    Jul 13, 2006Nipple Clamps
    Jul 6, 2006Swedish
    Jun 29, 2006Karate
    Jun 22, 2006X-Ray Specs
    Jun 15, 2006Big Shoes
    Jun 8, 2006GOODNESS GRAPEJUICE!
    Jun 8, 2006Bee
    Jun 1, 2006Editing
    May 25, 2006Dark Side
    May 23, 2006Rest
    May 18, 2006Babies 2
    May 11, 2006Unitard
    May 10, 2006War Of The Worlds
    May 4, 2006Chicken Fight
    May 3, 2006Tortoise And Hare
    Apr 27, 2006Piggy Back Reds
    Apr 26, 2006Romans
    Apr 20, 2006Good Time
    Apr 19, 2006News
    Apr 13, 2006Humpsweeper
    Apr 12, 2006Kids
    Apr 6, 2006Quicksand
    Apr 5, 2006Dinosaurs
    Mar 30, 2006Pull My Finger
    Mar 29, 2006Clue
    Mar 23, 2006Personal Ad
    Mar 22, 2006Clone
    Mar 16, 2006Valentine Card
    Mar 15, 2006Cat Zoo
    Mar 14, 2006Midol
    Mar 9, 2006Dumpty
    Mar 8, 2006Bear
    Mar 5, 2006My award show has a first name; it’s O-S-C-A-R
    Mar 2, 2006Play The Saw
    Mar 1, 2006Baby
    Feb 24, 2006goodness gracious
    Feb 23, 2006Yesterday
    Feb 16, 2006Tricky Dick
    Feb 14, 2006holy moly oh my goodness gracious
    Feb 9, 2006Falling Awake
    Feb 2, 2006Antiques
    Jan 26, 2006Sellin’ Like Hot Cakes
    Jan 25, 2006Where’s all the money?
    Jan 19, 2006Pumpkin
    Jan 12, 2006Nuns
    Jan 5, 2006Bison Umbrella
    Dec 26, 2005post christmas update.
    Dec 25, 2005Santa, Christ, snowman, enchilladas, grandma.
    Dec 8, 2005My Granddad
    Dec 1, 2005holy crap, everybody.
    Nov 24, 2005Horses And Cinnamon
    Nov 3, 2005Uncle Trouser Stain
    Oct 27, 200520 Questions
    Oct 20, 2005Hot Coffee
    Oct 13, 2005Twins 2
    Oct 6, 2005200
    Sep 29, 2005Thanksgiving
    Sep 22, 2005Snowman
    Sep 15, 2005Medicinal
    Sep 8, 2005Unbelievable Dream
    Sep 1, 2005Batman Juice
    Aug 25, 2005Things I Will Never Say
    Aug 18, 2005Watermelon Seeds
    Aug 11, 2005Taxidermy Tea Party
    Aug 4, 2005REM
    Jul 28, 2005Ginger
    Jul 21, 2005Another Halloween
    Jul 14, 2005How To Interpret Art
    Jul 7, 2005I’ll eat pancakes on your grave.
    Jul 7, 2005Swan
    Jun 30, 2005Battery
    Jun 23, 2005Skeletor
    Jun 16, 2005Smoke Guernica
    Jun 9, 2005Paradox
    Jun 2, 2005Snakes
    May 26, 2005Milk And Honey
    May 19, 2005Twin Sentinels
    May 12, 2005Hackneyed
    May 5, 2005Asbestos
    Apr 28, 2005Meet The Nation
    Apr 22, 2005i am so effing poor.
    Apr 21, 2005Squid
    Apr 14, 2005Co-Op
    Apr 12, 2005boodle, bread, cabbage, clams, gelt, lettuce, lolly, loot, pelf, scratch.
    Apr 11, 2005things & such
    Apr 7, 2005IfTeddy’s Portrait
    Apr 5, 2005state of the website address
    Mar 31, 2005holy crap everybody.
    Mar 31, 2005Show And Tell
    Mar 24, 2005Insurance Paperwork
    Mar 17, 2005Wolf Language
    Mar 10, 2005Cat Zoo
    Mar 7, 2005Episode Ten: Pinko Meets Dogman
    Mar 3, 2005Turdwinkle
    Feb 28, 2005Episode Nine: Tiphany To The Rescue
    Feb 24, 2005Money
    Feb 21, 2005presidents’ day
    Feb 21, 2005Episode Eight: The Stench Of Evil
    Feb 17, 2005Hanging
    Feb 14, 2005Episode Seven: A Good Day…Almost
    Feb 10, 2005Minimalist Vandals
    Feb 7, 2005Episode Six: Pinko Vs. The Right Bros.
    Jan 31, 2005Episode Five: Girl Talk
    Jan 27, 2005Chomsky
    Jan 24, 20058 months later…….
    Jan 24, 2005Episode Four: A Close Shave
    Jan 20, 2005Chocolate Unicorns
    Jan 17, 2005Episode Three: Mink Asks A Good Question
    Jan 13, 2005Unicycle
    Jan 10, 2005Episode Two: A Hero Emerges
    Jan 6, 2005Equine Apparel
    Jan 3, 2005Episode One: Bite Of The Exposition
    Dec 23, 2004Pope Joke
    Dec 9, 2004Wheelbarrow Full Of Dead Schoolchildren On Fire
    Dec 2, 2004Third Grader
    Nov 25, 2004The Virgin
    Nov 18, 2004Crazy Pseudonym Week 5
    Nov 11, 2004Crazy Pseudonym Week 4
    Nov 4, 2004Crazy Pseudonym Week 3
    Oct 28, 2004Crazy Pseudonym Week 2
    Oct 21, 2004Crazy Pseudonym Week 1
    Oct 14, 2004Brian Eno
    Oct 7, 2004Bacon Sunglasses
    Sep 30, 2004For Science
    Sep 23, 2004Cadaver Gap
    Aug 26, 2004Wax Replica 2
    Aug 19, 2004Wax Replica 1
    Aug 12, 2004New Cologne
    Jul 29, 2004Fruit
    Jul 22, 2004Wardrobe
    Jul 15, 2004Weem
    Jul 8, 2004Wizard
    Jul 1, 2004#1
    Jun 24, 2004Why So Glum
    Jun 17, 2004Euros
    Jun 3, 2004Expressionism
    May 13, 2004Cynthia Is Hot
    May 10, 2004chim-chim-charee
    May 6, 2004Drunk
    Apr 29, 2004Gilbert, Sullivan, And Monolith
    Apr 22, 2004Adaptation
    Apr 15, 2004Clarinet
    Apr 8, 2004Fancy Lighter
    Apr 1, 2004Tiny Piano
    Mar 25, 2004Seven
    Mar 11, 2004Cake
    Mar 4, 2004Disabilities
    Feb 26, 2004Genie
    Feb 19, 2004Religion
    Feb 12, 2004What Is Love?
    Feb 5, 2004Private Hall Of Things
    Jan 29, 2004Condiments
    Jan 22, 2004Feng Shui
    Jan 15, 2004Smile, You Sonofabitch
    Jan 8, 2004Hand Lotion
    Jan 1, 2004Bacon Sandwich
    Dec 25, 2003Little Girl’s Birthday
    Dec 18, 200319th Century Lady
    Dec 11, 2003Constellations
    Dec 2, 2003Black Market
    Nov 27, 2003Lunch
    Nov 13, 2003Whale Gets Sentimental
    Nov 11, 2003100
    Nov 6, 2003Read Your Mind
    Oct 30, 2003Twins
    Oct 23, 2003Birdmammal Fantastic
    Oct 21, 2003Revenge Of The Stolen Pogostick
    Oct 16, 2003Stolen Pogostick
    Oct 9, 2003Insensitive Cliche
    Sep 30, 2003Horsewhipped
    Sep 25, 2003Picnic
    Sep 18, 2003Soap Opera
    Sep 11, 2003IfTeddy Gives Back
    Sep 9, 2003Baleen Asks A Favor
    Sep 4, 2003Tuxedo
    Aug 28, 2003Buttons
    Aug 21, 2003Anecdote
    Aug 19, 2003Tapeworm
    Aug 14, 2003Audition
    Aug 7, 2003Autograph
    Jul 31, 2003Enter ‘The Monolith’
    Jul 29, 2003Disclaimer
    Jul 24, 2003Long Nap
    Jul 17, 2003The Gambler
    Jul 10, 2003Gravity
    Jul 8, 2003Cuddle With Claws
    Jul 3, 2003Cavity
    Jun 26, 2003Rock, Paper, Scissors
    Jun 19, 2003Moderation
    Jun 17, 2003Lite Syrup
    Jun 12, 2003Code Orange
    Jun 5, 2003Screaming Contest 4
    May 29, 2003Screaming Contest 3
    May 27, 2003Screaming Contest 2
    May 22, 2003Screaming Contest 1
    May 15, 2003Filth
    May 8, 2003Hypnotic
    May 6, 2003Femur
    May 1, 2003Lemmings
    Apr 17, 2003Steeple
    Apr 15, 2003Love Candy
    Apr 3, 2003Raul
    Mar 27, 2003Car On Fire
    Mar 20, 2003Everything Nice
    Mar 13, 2003Jeff Goldblum
    Mar 6, 2003Tooth Loser
    Mar 4, 2003Baleen
    Feb 27, 2003Jonathan Swift
    Feb 20, 2003Good News, Bad News
    Feb 13, 2003Bird
    Feb 11, 2003Pony
    Feb 6, 2003Utah
    Jan 30, 2003Cephalopod
    Jan 23, 2003Robot Boobs
    Jan 21, 2003Sarah 4020
    Jan 16, 2003Pinata
    Jan 9, 2003Animal Farm
    Jan 2, 2003Flamingo
    Oct 3, 2002Gay Straightman
    Sep 12, 2002Carnac
    Sep 5, 2002Haircut
    Aug 29, 2002Hypochondriac
    Aug 22, 2002Bikes
    Aug 15, 2002Santa Whale
    Aug 8, 2002Boobs
    Aug 1, 2002IfTeddy’s Movie
    Jul 25, 2002Had A Dime
    Jul 18, 2002Hair
    Jul 11, 2002Blackmail
    Jul 4, 2002Timothy Dalton
    Jun 13, 2002Basket Of Chocolate
    Jun 6, 2002Phlegmwad
    May 30, 2002Oil
    May 23, 2002Time Travel
    May 16, 2002Fat People
    May 9, 2002Miracle Whip
    May 2, 2002Whale’s Jobs
    Apr 18, 2002Fire Insurance
    Apr 11, 2002Yo Soy Boligrafo
    Apr 4, 2002Eviction Notice
    Mar 28, 2002Mandatory
    Mar 21, 2002Riverboat Gambling
    Mar 7, 2002Halloween
    Feb 28, 2002Enter ‘The Platypus’
    Feb 21, 2002Gimmick
    Feb 14, 2002Babies!
    Feb 7, 2002Reprehensible
    Jan 31, 2002No Mustache
    Jan 24, 2002Dead Body
    Jan 10, 2002Public Urination
    Jan 3, 2002O, Possum