Dear diary,

There are few things in the world i like better than peanut butter and jelly sandwiches! And one of those few things is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with mayonnaise and bananas on it! Have you ever had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with mayonnaise and bananas on it? If you haven’t, well then i think you should! The first time i had a peanut butter, jelly, mayonnaise, and bananas sandwich, it was an accident. i was making a regular peanut butter and jelly sandwich at the same time i was making a mayonnaise and banana sandwich, and i accidentally put the two together, and voilĂ ! (VoilĂ  is French for peanut butter and jelly sandwich with mayonnaise and bananas on it.) I have written a haiku about peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with mayonnaise and bananas on it. It is called Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich With Mayonnaise and Bananas on it.

“Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich With Mayonnaise and Bananas on it” by: Catherine Towne.

The roof of my mouth
Sticky with peanut butter
And three other things.

i usually don’t write haikus, but i thought i would this time because i just got a new cell phone and the first three numbers are 575.