Dear diary,

OMG i love the internet. i especially love cat videos now. i have seen over one hundred cat videos now. There was this one cat video where the cat was dressed as a bunny and there was a bunny dressed as a cat and they were friends and they were playing together. Now i understand why my dad locks the bedroom door when he looks at the internet…he doesn’t want to be disturbed while he looks at cat videos! i have written a poem about cat videos. It is called Cat Videos.

“Cat Videos” by Catherine Towne.

Open up the browser window
The browser window is a treasure chest
The treasure is cat videos
i am the pirate
How many cat videos
can
i
watch
before
i
die
of
diabetes
that
i
got
because the cat videos are so sweet.
My soul is a cat video that lasts forever.

The end.

p.s. – i wonder why my dad only looks at the internet when my mom isn’t around.