In A Dull, Dark Dockon April 21, 2014 at 2:19 pm
1. “I’m going to tear off your face and wear it as a mask,” cackled Rue McClanahan.
2. Saturn: gay Jupiter?
3. This world needs another Batman movie like I need a new asshole right here. (points to his elbow.)
4. Two dogs and a vicar walk into a bar. They never walk out.
5. Shoes for sale. Almost new. Feet included.
6. Truth or dare? Dare. I dare you to cut out your tongue. Ok. Truth or dare? Twoof. Have you ever immediately regretted doing something stupid? Yef.