My Wikipedia article for The Polyphonic Spree:
1,000 white hipsters that lived in a co-ed school bus and ritually drank each other’s urine. They were some kind of cult with a hit record like ten years ago even though they could only write the chorus to a song, and no verses. Tim somebody, the head guy, ate nothing but prozac and sunflowers. That is why he is dead now. After his ghost floated out of his body and went to the part of hell made for people who never made use of soap during life, the other nine hundred ninety-nine of them decided to do one of those mass suicides. They all ate their instruments and died, but not before getting each other all pregnant. The end. Soldier Girl was a good song.