well hello there, you. don’t you look nice today. did you get a hair cut? i didn’t think so.

first of all, i’d like to thank my ol’ pal mac blake for promoting my site to the extent he has. you really went the extra mile, buddy. visit www.billanderik.com. counter promotion! game, set, match, old man! second of all, i hear the masters tournament was pretty exciting. something about tiger woods doing something badass and then winning some money. my dad told me about it over the phone. it was almost as good as seeing it on the television. i have nothing more to say.

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